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The world’s first trillionaire left his wallet open.

After the SpaceX IPO, Elon Musk crossed $1,000,000,000,000. That is a one with twelve zeros, roughly $1.005 trillion cashed out, according to CBS, Forbes, and one very confident guy on X.

Right now it’s in your cart. One timer, one checkout: order before the clock hits zero or every dollar burns. What would you spend it on? The receipt 🧾 will tell on you.

  • Pick your timer30 seconds to 5 minutes on the clock.
  • Fill the cart65 listings, from a $2 Coke to the whole NBA.
  • Checkout or bustOrder in time and save the bill. Miss it and the trillion burns.

A parody game. Not affiliated with Amazon, Elon Musk, or anyone with actual money.

Elon’s wallet, yours for one round

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Today’s deals on everything Elon

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Verified Badge#1 Best Seller

Verified Badge

Instant credibility. Results may vary.

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Not-a-Flamethrower

Not-a-Flamethrower

It is absolutely a flamethrower.

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Brain Chip, Installed

Brain Chip, Installed

Think your posts. What could go wrong?

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Optimus Robot Butler

Optimus Robot Butler

Folds laundry. Judges you silently.

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DJI Mavic 4 Pro, Fly More Combo

DJI Mavic 4 Pro, Fly More Combo

Aerial footage of everything you own.

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Ducati Panigale V4 S, Rosso

Ducati Panigale V4 S, Rosso

Italian for speeding ticket.

6,021
$35,500

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Cybertruck#1 Best Seller

Cybertruck

Bulletproof. Window results may vary.

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Model S Plaid

Model S Plaid

0 to 60 before you finish this sentence.

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Rolls-Royce Phantom, Fully Bespoke

Rolls-Royce Phantom, Fully Bespoke

So quiet you can hear interest accrue.

341
$1,100,000

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Ferrari F80

Ferrari F80

All 799 sold out. Money disagrees.

211
$3,900,000

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Boeing 747-8 Private Jet

Boeing 747-8 Private Jet

Never fly commercial, or share, again.

63
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Superyacht, 140 Meters

Superyacht, 140 Meters

Comes with a smaller yacht inside.

27
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Aircraft Carrier, Gently Used

Aircraft Carrier, Gently Used

One careful owner: the US Navy.

4
$13,000,000,000

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1 Acre on Mars

1 Acre on Mars

Deed printed on very official paper.

55,802
$2,500,000

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Genuine Moon Rock

Genuine Moon Rock

Definitely not from a parking lot.

318
$5,000,000

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Falcon 9 Launch

Falcon 9 Launch

Send anything to orbit. Anything.

1,847
$67,000,000

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Starlink Batch, 2,000 Satellites

Starlink Batch, 2,000 Satellites

Wi-Fi for the whole hemisphere.

902
$1,000,000,000

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Sponsor NASA for a Year

Sponsor NASA for a Year

Your name on every launch.

12
$25,000,000,000

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Boring Tunnel, 1 Mile

Boring Tunnel, 1 Mile

Traffic solved, one lane at a time.

2,410
$12,000,000

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Private Island, Bahamas

Private Island, Bahamas

Population: you.

84
$85,000,000

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Texas Mega-Ranch, 100,000 Acres

Texas Mega-Ranch, 100,000 Acres

Cows included. Hat sold separately.

156
$320,000,000

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The Las Vegas Sphere

The Las Vegas Sphere

World's largest emoji display.

3,156
$2,300,000,000

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Manhattan Skyscraper

Manhattan Skyscraper

110 floors of looking down on people.

208
$3,100,000,000

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Gold Bullion, 1 Metric Ton

Gold Bullion, 1 Metric Ton

Heavy. In every sense. MOQ: one ton.

7,203
$105,000,000

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Imperial Faberge Egg

Imperial Faberge Egg

The fanciest egg money can buy.

96
$33,000,000

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Flawless Pink Diamond

Flawless Pink Diamond

59.6 carats of pure flex.

41
$71,000,000

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1 Bitcoin

1 Bitcoin

Digital gold. Don't forget the password.

21,000,000
$120,000

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Louis Vuitton It-Bag, This Season's

Louis Vuitton It-Bag, This Season's

Holds your other receipts.

3,892
$8,500

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1 Billion Dogecoin

1 Billion Dogecoin

Much wow. Very asset.

420,690
$160,000,000

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The Mona Lisa

The Mona Lisa

If the Louvre picks up the phone.

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Formula 1 Team

Formula 1 Team

A midlife crisis with pit stops.

764
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NFL Franchise

NFL Franchise

Fantasy football, but it obeys you.

1,932
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Gigafactory

Gigafactory

Prints batteries around the clock.

310
$10,000,000,000

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X, Formerly TwitterLimited time deal

X, Formerly Twitter

Sold exactly as-is. No refunds.

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The Entire NBA

The Entire NBA

All 30 teams. Yes, even that one.

512
$120,000,000,000

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Super Bowl Ad, 30 Seconds

Super Bowl Ad, 30 Seconds

120 million viewers. No pressure.

587
$8,000,000

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Give 10,000 Strangers $5,000 Each

Give 10,000 Strangers $5,000 Each

One wire. Ten thousand new best friends.

10,000
$50,000,000

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Presidential Campaign, Fully Funded

Presidential Campaign, Fully Funded

Democracy's most expensive hobby.

81,449
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End World Hunger

End World Hunger

The UN quoted $6B. Call the bluff.

8,000,000,000
$6,000,000,000

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Give Every Human on Earth $1

Give Every Human on Earth $1

World peace for about four minutes.

8,231,540,000
$8,200,000,000

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Host the Olympics

Host the Olympics

Opening ceremony in your backyard.

89
$15,000,000,000

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AirPods Max

AirPods Max

The $549 way to ignore everyone.

89,412
$549

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Apple Watch Ultra 3#1 Best Seller

Apple Watch Ultra 3

Counts your steps to the yacht.

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iPhone 17 Pro Max, 2TB

iPhone 17 Pro Max, 2TB

Films your yacht in 8K.

1,204,377
$1,999

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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2

Mario, but you're rich now.

302,881
$449

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PlayStation 5 Pro

PlayStation 5 Pro

8K-ready. Your TV is not.

158,332
$699

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Xbox Series X, 2TB Galaxy Black

Xbox Series X, 2TB Galaxy Black

Game Pass sold separately. Everything is.

97,554
$729

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MacBook Pro 16, M4 Max, Maxed Out

MacBook Pro 16, M4 Max, Maxed Out

Every spec box ticked at once.

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$7,499

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iPad Pro 13, M4, 2TB

iPad Pro 13, M4, 2TB

Thinner than your patience.

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$2,599

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Mac mini, M4 Pro, Maxed Out

Mac mini, M4 Pro, Maxed Out

Tiny box. Mighty invoice.

23,467
$4,699

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Razer Blade 18 (2026), RTX 5090

Razer Blade 18 (2026), RTX 5090

The RGB makes it spend faster.

12,930
$5,999

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Sony α1 II, Body Only

Sony α1 II, Body Only

Body only. The lens costs a car.

3,412
$6,499

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Secretlab Titan Evo, XL

Secretlab Titan Evo, XL

Lumbar support for aggressive spending.

52,774
$669

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Mars Migration Ticket, One-Way

Mars Migration Ticket, One-Way

Pack light. Gravity is optional.

8,554
$500,000

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World Cup 2026 Final Ticket, Cat 1

World Cup 2026 Final Ticket, Cat 1

Front row when history gets scored.

2,026
$6,730

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FIFA World Cup Trophy

FIFA World Cup Trophy

FIFA insists it's not for sale. Watch this.

1,930
$250,000,000

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Taylor Swift Wedding at MSG, Per Day

Taylor Swift Wedding at MSG, Per Day

She sings. You cry. Booked by the day.

87
$13,000,000

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KFC Deluxe Family Bucket

KFC Deluxe Family Bucket

Finger-lickin' fiscal responsibility.

512,447
$47

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Coca-Cola, Ice Cold, 1 Bottle

Coca-Cola, Ice Cold, 1 Bottle

The most refreshing $2 of the run.

9,214,553
$2

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Disney World Family Trip

Disney World Family Trip

Four days of joy, priced like a used car.

41,203
$7,000

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A Year of Daily Starbucks

A Year of Daily Starbucks

365 oat lattes. Zero regrets, allegedly.

158,772
$2,200

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Super Bowl Ticket, Lower Bowl

Super Bowl Ticket, Lower Bowl

Watch the ad you also bought.

3,911
$8,000

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Pro Skateboard, Full Setup

Pro Skateboard, Full Setup

Cheaper than the Ducati. Same hospital.

23,117
$189

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Gibson Les Paul Standard

Gibson Les Paul Standard

For the stadium tour you keep planning.

8,730
$2,799

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LEGO Ferrari Garage, Every Set

LEGO Ferrari Garage, Every Set

The only Ferrari you build yourself.

61,042
$2,399

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Peloton Tread+

Peloton Tread+

Run from your responsibilities in 4K.

18,904
$5,995

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